Top 10 things to realize when moving to Hollywood

1. Don't inhale, unless, of course, you enjoy the smell of urine, garbage, throw up or smog.
2. Don't feed the pigeons, unless you want them to drop a special gift on your windshield
3. Don't pet it. It's a skunk.
4. Don't buy "parsley" off the street.
5. Don't get your headshots done in Idaho, Alabama, or wherever you are from.
6. Don't come to LA with a guitar and a dream. Come to LA with a car, job, and a place to live .
7. Don't expect to get discovered within 10 minutes of you landing in Hollywood.
8. Pack more than a bikini and 40 tank tops when moving to Hollywood. Pack at least one sweater.
9. Pedestrians may always have the right of way but drivers in Hollywood will run you over if you jump in the middle of the street.
10. The blonde sleeping on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is not a movie star.